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A little bit higher.

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Louise, this is the 40th poster I put up
in the community center. I hope it's

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the last one.

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Hey, John.

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What did you want, Ralph?

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I wanted to tell you to be careful with
that hammer.

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Louise,

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why do we have to have a... Stupid swap
meet anyway.

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I mean, why don't we all just chip in
ten dollars apiece and donate it to the

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community center? That way I won't have
to come in tomorrow and waste an entire

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Saturday. Oh, put a crumpet in it, John.

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It's for a very worthy cause. Besides,
what else would you be doing tomorrow?

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Well, I could be home, sucking my thumb.

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Personally, I'm kind of looking forward
to the swap meet.

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I'm wondering how much I could get for
my welterweight championship belt.

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Obviously, you are not a sports fan.

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I love that in a woman.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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What a class.

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Hi, John.

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Hi. What are you doing?

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I'm putting cold water on my thumb.

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You really...

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to the swap meet tomorrow.

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I wouldn't miss it for the world.

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We had them back home in Bartonsville
and I used to sell kisses.

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Mary Beth, you don't sell kisses at a
swap meet.

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Yeah, right.

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Like I'm gonna give them away.

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Hey, everybody.

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Um, I just took a phone message for
Kate.

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Remember that aunt she was always
talking about? Aunt Phoebe?

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That kooky old broad that owns a fish
joint?

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She is sort of a nutcase.

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What did Madame Looney Tunes do this
time?

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She died.

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Oh, that's too bad. The woman was a
saint.

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93 years old.

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What a shame.

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What did she die of?

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The woman was 93 years old.

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What did she die of?

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Her parachute didn't open.

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How are we going to break this to Kate?

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Well, these things are never easy.

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It's always so difficult to find the
right words.

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Hi, everybody.

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Guess who I just ran into?

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Not your Aunt Phoebe. She's dead.

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What?

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John just took the call, Kate. We're all
so very... Sorry. Come and sit down.

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Oh, no. Poor Aunt Phoebe.

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Yeah, Kate, if it's any consolation, she
passed away in her sleep.

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The funeral's tomorrow.

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And afterwards, they're going to have a
memorial dinner at that restaurant she

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owned. Oh, you know what? I'd better
call and see if there's anything I can

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No, no, Kate. I don't think there's
anything for you to do because your ex

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-husband called and he said... Yeah.

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Yeah, he said he was going to take care
of everything because he figured you'd

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be too upset. Upset? Yeah. Is that what
he said? Yeah. That I'd be upset?

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Where did... Does he get off telling
everyone that I'd be upset?

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That slime!

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You sound like a nice guy on the phone.

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The man is despicable.

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Then again, we didn't have a very good
connection.

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Do you know what he sent me for my
birthday last year, John?

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A beautiful silver frame with a picture
of him and his latest girlfriend in the

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nude.

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Well, it certainly isn't something you'd
buy for your sale.

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Maybe he's changed.

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He said he was looking forward to seeing
you tomorrow.

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Oh, yeah, and I know why.

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We own a timeshare in the Caribbean.

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This year, I've got the condo for
Thanksgiving, and he wants to trade me

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could use it for another one of his
orgies.

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Thanksgiving orgy, huh?

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Red, if you talk to him, you might
mention I make a very nice oyster

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What? Chop up the onions very fine.

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Stop it, Kirk.

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Kate, if you don't want Blake at the
funeral, why don't you just call him up

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tell him to butt out?

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Oh, yeah, sure, and have my whole family
hate me.

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They love Blake.

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The man's a real charmer. He even had me
fooled for five years.

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The best thing I can do is not show up.

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No, no, you really shouldn't go to the
funeral, Kate.

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After all, you do only have one Aunt
Phoebe.

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I mean, you did.

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Yeah, thank you, Ralph, but I'm not
going to go tomorrow.

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I just know that if I see Blake, somehow
he'll goad me into a screaming fight.

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Hey, I'll tell you what.

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Much as I hate to miss this swap meet
tomorrow, why don't I go with you to the

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funeral? And that way I could be, you
know, a calming influence.

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Oh, thanks, John, but there's no way I
can be calm around him.

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He's the sleaziest man I've ever met. No
offense, Kirk, but it's true.

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Hey, I understand.

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Kate, Kate, it'll be all right, I
promise.

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You know, just keep an open mind, relax,
and try to be flexible.

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I wish I had a nickel for every time a
man asked me to do that.

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Kate, you've got to stop thinking about
Blake and think about what your Aunt

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Phoebe would have wanted.

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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're right, Louise.

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I really should go.

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And maybe with John there, I'll be okay.
Sure, you're great.

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Oh, poor Aunt Phoebe.

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You know, the last time I was with her,
she was feeding her parrot, making

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jokes.

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She was so vibrant.

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full of life. Thank you.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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We know you feel you. We're very sorry.
We're very sorry.

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Hey, Ray.

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No matter what you think of me, I know
how terrible it can be to lose a loved

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one. I appreciate that, Kirk. Yeah. I
want you to know, if there's anything I

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can do, anything at all, just to make it
easier, you let me know.

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Kate, dear, we're all... chip in and
send some nice flowers.

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Who said anything about chipping in?

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There, there.

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Aunt Trudy, it's good to see you.

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I only wish it weren't under these
circumstances.

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Yes, it's such a sad day, sweetheart.

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I don't know what we would have done if
we hadn't had Blake to take care of

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everything.

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Such a dear man.

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You were so foolish to let him get away.

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Oh, Blake!

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You cannot hit a little old lady. I
could if you'd lift all of my arms.

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All right.

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Oh, will you look at him.

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Get a load of that phony charm.

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And they're eating it up.

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You know, he's probably telling them
something awful about me.

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Oh, come on, Kate. They're not talking
about you. Will you stop being so

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paranoid?

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Oh, perfect.

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He's coming over. All right, all right,
all right. Remember, relax, be calm.

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Hi, Kate. It's good to see you.

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What's that supposed to mean? Kate.

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Hi, I'm John Lacey. Blake McCarron.
Yeah, you'll have to excuse Kate. She's

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upset, you know, because of the funeral.

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Oh, I understand.

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Sometimes it helps to talk about other
things, like that little problem we're

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having with our condo.

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Oh, there's no problem.

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You're not getting it. Kate. Blake.

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Look, I'm not going to give up that
condo just so you can impress your

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mattress mate.

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How do you like that, John? She's still
jealous.

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Jealous?

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I'll show you.

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Kate.

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Look, I don't think this is the right
time to be discussing a timeshare. No,

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certainly is not.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I'll
go in and enjoy the funeral.

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Look, I... I apologize, John, but every
time Kate and I get together, sparks

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fly. Yeah, I understand.

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You do? Yeah. Well, good.

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Then maybe you can help me with this
timeshare thing. You know, just put in a

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little word for me the next time you and
Kate are shaking the old headboard.

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Listen, let's get this straight here,
okay?

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Kate is not sleeping with me.

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Oh, I know what you're going through.

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The woman is cold.

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Afraid of a little frostbite?

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You mind if we don't talk about this
anymore? I know, I know. Listen, on our

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honeymoon, I had to put her nightie in
the freezer just to warm it up.

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Hey, Blake.

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I'm not kidding.

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Why do you think we didn't have kids?

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I was afraid you'd give birth to a
penguin.

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Goodbye, Blake. No, no, wait a second,
John. Wait a minute. I'll tell you what.

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I'll make you a deal.

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You get Kate to give me that timeshare
for Thanksgiving, and I will personally

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set you up with a woman guaranteed to
melt your belt buckle.

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Listen, Slick, get away from me. No,
wait a minute. John, just think about

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said get away from me.

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And I'll be there in the ocean spray
that kisses your cheek.

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Those are the words that Phoebe
requested.

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Look, I've been telling you for the last
half hour, would you get away from me?

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She was a good person.

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A kind person.

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Phoebe will be missed by us all.

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Would you get the hell away from me?

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contributing to the swap meet.

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John dropped this off on his way to the
funeral this morning.

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Oh, how thoughtful of John.

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It's a caring attitude like this that
makes him a special member of our group.

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Yeah, how much do you think we can get
for it? Nothing.

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and put those empty boxes in the
storeroom. Now, what have you brought

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P? I cleaned out my guest closet.

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Men can be so forgetful.

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Especially when they're in a hurry.

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Mrs. Gilbert, I've never said this to
anyone before.

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You're my idol.

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All right, gangway.

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Hello. Donald, thank me.

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I know I shouldn't part with this, but
it's for the good of the community

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center, and that's the kind of guy I am.

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All right.

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Oh, nothing special. Just a portrait of
yours truly, painted by none other than

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the father of cubism himself.

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That's right.

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Signor Pablo Picasso!

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I just thought, Pablo, you know, I hope
he doesn't find out that I'm giving this

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up. Yeah, he just paid a couple of
months ago when we were running with the

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bulls down in Pamplona.

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Kirk, I believe your mouth is still
running with the balls.

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Picasso died years ago.

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Yeah, right.

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And so did Elvis.

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Hi, everybody.

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Oh, it's great. It's great. It's a
lovely affair.

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So, how's our swap meet going?

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What about Kate? Was she able to contain
herself?

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Oh, yeah. It was a great container.
Model mourner. So, what are you doing

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I thought there was a memorial dinner
after the funeral. Oh, there is. I just

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couldn't bear the thought of missing
this swap meet.

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What? Hey,

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there is something wrong.

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Don't do anything rash.

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Let me go with you to the funeral, Kate.

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I'll be a calming influence.

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I'll make sure you don't cause a scene
with Blake.

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Why did I ever listen to this maniac?

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Why, what did the maniac do?

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I'll tell you what he did.

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At the cemetery, in front of all my
relatives, he threw my ex -husband into

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the grave.

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second and Blake is lying in a grave and
good old supportive John here is

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running the other way hurtling over
tombstones.

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I only hurtled over two.

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DeMarco and Lipschitz.

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Now listen.

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I did not throw him in the grave. He
tripped and he fell. After you pushed

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I was getting to that.

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Look, John, what on earth did Blake do
to make you so angry?

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Uh, no.

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Oh, come on, John. I really want to
know.

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He said something I can't repeat.

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I'm too much of a gentleman.

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John, would you at least go and
apologize to my family?

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And while you're at it, would you tell
them that I had nothing to do with this?

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They think I put you up to it. Oh, God,
what a mess.

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Well, okay, maybe you're right. Maybe
I... I shouldn't have done it. I

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have lost my temper. Maybe I do owe your
family an apology. Oh, thank you, John.

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No way am I going to apologize to that
Blake.

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What the devil is...

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John, come on.

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I don't think this is a good idea, Kate.

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Why don't I just write a note of apology
and let them pass it around?

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Oh, no, John. What are you afraid of?

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Oh, look at them.

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They all have knives and forks.

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And those things that crack things.

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John, please, come on. This is my
family. I'd like to think that one day

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speak to me again. Now, come on. No.

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attention, please.

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You get out of here and take your macho
muscle man with you.

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No, and Trudy, everyone, please just
listen.

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John has something he'd like to say.

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John?

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Yes, um, I'm sorry that this thing had
to happen today.

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I shouldn't have lost my temper.

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Unless a man would make up some excuse.

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But I'm going to be perfectly honest
with all of you.

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I've been under some very heavy
medication lately.

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My condition is aggravated when I'm
around fresh soil, you see.

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I was warned by my doctor.

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Okay, okay.

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I didn't mean to be disrespectful to the
memory of dear old Aunt Phoebe.

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That's Aunt Phoebe.

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Well, anyway.

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I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that
this unfortunate accident had to

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happen. Accident?

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You animal. We know why you attacked
this poor, sensitive, lovable man who

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we all adore.

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And we know who put you up to it.

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That woman who calls herself my niece.

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Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

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She's not the villain here.

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You want to know why I pushed him in?
I'll tell you why. John, John, John,

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won't be necessary.

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Look, I think it took a lot of courage
for this man to humble himself in front

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of our family.

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John, old pal, you've earned yourself a
lobster.

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Waiter, you want to get this man a bib?
And the same goes for Kate. And I insist

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that we all just forgive Kate. Let's
welcome her back into the family.

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I know I do.

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Come on, everybody. Let's put those
hands together.

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Hey, John, no hard feelings?

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Get away from me.

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Okay, then if you'll excuse me, I'm
going to go see if I can clean some of

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mud off my suit.

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Oh, Blake?

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Blake, hold on a second.

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Blake, look, I'm... I'm really sorry
about what happened today.

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Well, for whatever it's worth, if you...

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Still want to use the time share over
Thanksgiving. You're welcome to it.

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Well, thanks, Kate.

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Yeah.

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Forgiven?

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Absolutely. Look, it was all just a
misunderstanding. I made a little joke,

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I guess that John took it the wrong way.

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A joke?

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Why? Why? What did you say to John? Oh,
just something about you being cold.

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Your old cold Kate routine. Actually, I
made a little riddle, and it was...

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It's kind of clever if I do say so.

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Okay,

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get this. I asked John, I said, what's
the difference between Aunt Phoebe in

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coffin and you in the bed?

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And what's the difference?

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The difference is Aunt Phoebe is warmer
and she only has her arms crossed.

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I'll take that one.

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Dominic's got this rich girlfriend, but
her father doesn't exactly like Dom.

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This is Chris Maloney. Watch the finale,
boys.

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Next. Captain Devane is linked to
corruption, and only Hunter can clear

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name. This is Fred Dreyer, the dramatic
Hunter, tonight.

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Okay, Dad, gotta go. Mom's waiting
downstairs.

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So long, Uncle Kirk.

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Dear Squirt, wait a minute. Aren't you
forgetting something?

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But, Dad, my book report isn't due for
another two weeks.

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Why do I have to read this now?

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Because the Tale of Two Cities is over
300 pages. You can't read it in one

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night. Why read it at all? Read the
video.

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Works for me.

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Yeah, well, it doesn't work for me.

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Here, read.

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Enjoy.

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Okay, just read.

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Goodbye. Bye. See you, Matt.

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Kirk, you know, I would appreciate it if
you leave my son's education to me.

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No offense, but you know nothing about
literature.

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Oh, no?

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No.

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Why? Because I don't flaunt it?

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Go ahead, ask me anything.

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Okay, wise guy. What do you know about
Tale of Two Cities?

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The tale?

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of two cities.

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Everything. Her name is Mona and she
lives in Minneapolis, St. Paul.